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March 21 2017

transvenger:

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

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hustleinatrap:

You don’t say?

juggernautofsin:

freedoritos:

theaztecthrasher:

sa-gal:

pinchblog:

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

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braiids:

What conditioner do they use

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hate-police:

universalpronouns:

trans-positive-vibes:

They/them pronouns are correct grammar.

They/them pronouns sound pleasant and friendly.

They/them pronouns are polite and kind to use with strangers.

Unfortunately, They/Them does not work in every situation.

He likes ice cream. = 👍☺
She likes ice cream. = 👍☺
They likes ice cream. = 👎😕

Thank goodness we now have Universal Pronouns for every situation. Because everyone knows ae likes ice cream too!😉

It’d be
“They like icecream”
not
“They likes icecream”
because that’s not proper grammar…..I’m just…….

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leplastiquedick:

rico-bear:

Great read

inspirational

zestyb:

eating food with lipstick on

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d0nn0:

Baby: f-f-f

Dad: honey he is about to say his first word

Baby: f…f..F…FR E SH A VOCA DO

tatortot2701:

brandnewfashion:

runawaymarbles:

It’s gotten to the point in the Marvel/MCU fandom where I don’t even know what is entirely fanon and what has a basis in the movies/comics

has Thor ever eaten a pop tart?? did Steve really have his last rites done twice before he got the serum?? is Coulson really Clint and Natasha’s handler?? Does SHIELD even have a position called “handler”?? Did Bucky and Steve share an apartment before the war?? Did Bucky work “at the docks” while they shared an apartment?? Has Nick Fury ever said “motherfucker”?? did Steve have a job with the WPA?? does Coulson like SuperNanny?? Were ‘Bucky Bears’ ever a thing?? 

I don’t even know anymore

#ALSO WHERE DID WE GET THE WHOLE#CLINT TRAVELS VIA THE VENTS#IDEA???????

@iwillbeinmynest

babyaliens:

lavendermask:

2017 is the year of skincare and communication

u guys always say this shit every damn year just wash ur face who cares what year it is

March 20 2017

youdied:

imma be 40 years old on tumblr.com like… just filed for life insurance lads

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ishimarusextips:

lord-korean:

ishimarusextips:

YOU CAN WALK QUICKLY.

but what if theyre running

YOU CAN WALK QUICKLY.

affectionsuggestion:

Concept: I’m in the kitchen wearing your shirt, and frying some pancakes. Behind me I hear your sleepy voice say “good morning, darling” just before your arms wrap around me from behind. You smell just as good as the pancakes. We are both so happy and warm inside

1001-percent:

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

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stopwhitepeopleforever:

White gays are really out here thinking they’re breaking gender roles by showing a SLIVER of skin lmfao this is ridiculous you’re not breaking any barriers please stop rewarding this type of mediocrity

queerliterarysuperhero:

ursxc:

swiftingthrough:

cheekyanthony:

swiftingthrough:

period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff

periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating

i will bleed on everything you love

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outcrying:

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

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animar-smol-of-elephants:

kenyanxgyal:

the-real-eye-to-see:

Because mental health is health too!

As someone who has been in recovery from an eating disorder for 2 years now, I love this.

This woman is beautiful

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