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October 09 2017

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October 08 2017


There are two types of people in this world; People who think the entire population of around 7billion humans can be reduced to two stereotypes, and people who don’t.


me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

October 07 2017

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Bunnies love flowers 🌼


when ur laughing at a joke and then u realise how problematic it is






today i learned nipples grow back and now have to figure out what to do with this information

cuz if i needed to learn it everyone else has to too

I know nipples grow back because once when i was in middle school in my art class a bunch of dudesat my table who were always fucking around instead of doing their work heard a rumor that if you spray AXE directly onto your nipple for exactly sixty seconds, and flicked it, your nipple will come off. So the moment the teacher left the room to go to the bathroom or something, they whip out a can and one brave soul among their number begins to spray himself, while the others chanted ritualistically. At 60 seconds, they watched, giggling, as the young man put his hand up to his breast and flicked. to their horror, the nipple did come off and, at ballistic speeds, soared across the table and hit me right in the cheek. And stuck. So everyone who was aware of this spectacle is sitting there in stunned silence, all while blood gushed from the nipple hole of the young man. I am so stunned that I am literally incapable of moving, having astral-projected so far away from this disembodied nipple that i may as well have been a dead man. The teacher returns and his shirt comes down, in an attempt to hide the tomfoolery, but yall know AXE Body Spray knows nothing of mercy, and almost immediately she was alerted to the scent of defeat and the sight of blood seeping through the young mans shirt. She didnt ask for an explaination, simply advised him to take the pass and go to the nurse. As he stands to go, his fellow comerade, remembering me suddenly, reaches over and plucks the bodiless nipple from my cheek, like a grape from the vine, and runs up to his friend with the words “dont forget your nipple”. It was a moving experience that honestly changed my life forever. I’m a new man after that day.

This is by far the best addition to any post I have ever made.

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This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.


I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain


It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

Reblogging to save a vag.

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

Damn y'all #saveavag

always reblog.




just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,


this…is a fidget spinner

Reblog if you believe in fidget spinner earth.

October 06 2017

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good post

great post

In Texas “he needed killin’” is still a viable defense

Sometimes, Texas makes sense to me.

Texas is one of those places that only makes sense in the extremes. Because everything there is designed in preparation for the extreme.


Best post

A quick aside about this case - one of his other children saw the rapist taking the little 5-year-old girl into an outbuilding (I want to say a barn) and ran to tell his dad.  The dad came barreling out and beat the crap out of the rapist - the little girl’s panties had already been pulled down and, when she was checked out by the doctors, there was evidence that she’d been violated.

The father then called 911 to get an ambulance there for the man - the dad did NOT want to kill anyone, and did CPR to try to save the rapist’s life.  There were recordings of the father trying to get an ambulance there faster and of him trying to get his own car to get the rapist to the hospital.  Sadly, 

This father defended his baby daughter, and THEN he turned around and tried to save the other guy’s life.

He would not have faced charges even if he hadn’t tried to save the rapist’s life, because he was legitimately in fear of his daughter’s life.  Trying to save the guy wasn’t some act to try to avoid being punished.  The man was legitimately afraid and trying to save the rapist’s life simply because the father had no intention to kill anyone.

So he never faced charges, because 1) it was an accidental death, 2) it happened when he was in legitimate fear of his daughter’s life, and 3) he made every honest effort to preserve the rapist’s life.

I see this post on my dash from time to time and I thought I should expand the story, because to me, it says a lot about the guy that he was willing to do whatever it took to protect his daughter, but was also willing to do as much as he could to avoid killing.  I think he should be recognized for his strength of character.

P.S. - his name was not released to the press in order to protect his 5-year-old daughter’s identity, which is why I refer to him as “the father” and the other guy as “the rapist.”  I’m not trying to use inflammatory language here; there was biological evidence that the dude raped the little girl, and I needed a way to differentiate between the two men when talking about them.

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Schrödinger’s boys


What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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Saw this on Facebook and honestly, yeah

I expected fully half of the notes to say “Political compass” and it’s only like a fifth you have all disappointed me.

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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This is the English word I want to get tattooed on my wrist. It means “to keep breathing even though the water rises all around you.” English is such a mystical exotic language. They can fit so much meaning into so small a word.

Well he’s not wrong


I wore a flannel shirt to work the other day and a guy I didn’t know was like “hey nice flannel” and without even thinking I casually said “thanks I’m gay” and he laughed so hard he had to sit down.





protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

“urghurhur im love eat sour”

it was a bad call

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but tell me you wouldnt wear at least one of these

Is this the equivalent of americans wearing poorly-translated Chinese/Japanese t-shirts around the early 2000’s? And can i please have every single shirt up there?



“why can’t you remember anything?” i’m sorry i dissociate 80% of the fucking time and my memory is awful lol

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