Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

August 13 2017

4889 48c2
4890 1625

ultrafacts:

1017sosa300:

ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

baby elephants are so CUTE

image

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

imageimageimageimage

Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4] 

politicalsexkitten:

Taylor Swift is the kind of person who would send herself anon hate for attention but forget to turn anon off and then gets exposed on tumblr so she deletes her blog 

4891 c7f3 500

ghostfiish:

haberdashing:

#what is the proper term to use here #every group type has a term (x)

May I propose “a deck of Yugis”? Maybe a “heart” (for “heart of the cards”), or even “duel” if these aren’t too on-the-nose haha

4892 6d9b

ts-ariel:

who is she

usbdongle:

please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust

just-shower-thoughts:

What if “its raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both about the same event from different perspectives?

4893 ab48 500

slimetony:

are they just advertising asthma

4894 a232

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

thebootydiaries:

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

andsuddenlycoffee:

the-yolocaust:

white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space

image

August 12 2017

yassmines:

im a personality catfish . u get to kno me and ur like oh .

7086 cf92 500

mfluder:

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

everything i have ever needed

7087 09a3

a centaur that’s half horse, half centaur

7088 efd7 500

makemekawaii:

lovelysuggestion:

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

is this about farting or is it just me?

Love will either make you or destroy you.
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
7089 0fbd 500

par-vollen:

republicansareahategroup:

scifinut:

missanthropicprinciple:

mcdyke:

lesbian-lizards:

jimmyfury:

iskariotrising:

PEOPLE ARE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DOGS MASCULINITY

HES A DOG

no you don’t understand. People freak the fuck out if you don’t enforce human gender roles on dogs. They get fucking belligerent. I work in a pet store and the number of times people have gotten LIVID with me for not just automatically assuming their dog not only required but personally wanted the most stringent enforcement of human gender norms is mindblowing.

People demand dog shampoos that smell “masculine” because “He’s a boy he doesn’t want to smell like flowers” even though he’s a dog and if he had his way he would smell like duck poop. And those shampoos exist! That’s the worst part! There’s enough demand for dog shampoo that smells like Axe body spray that they exist and they sell well.

Or the seemingly nice old lady that shouted “PINK! OBVIOUSLY! SHE’S GIRL SHE HATES OTHER COLORS!” at me when i asked what color harness she wanted for her lapdog. Even though her dog can’t actually see the color pink and does not now and will not ever give a single flying dog fart what color her harness is.

Even our pets have to deal with our gender socialization bullshit.

I work in a pet store. Can confirm. If I don’t know the sex of the dog, and say, I pick up a blue lead to show the customer it’s different uses, I’ll get “well she’s a girl, so” and I’m like? Um? I’m just showing you it’s functions, there’s like 20 different colours here you can choose from?

And my manager wants us to separate boys coats/accessories and girl coats/accessories for accessibility for the customers……. like…….?

??????? They’re dogs.

This. Is. BULLSHIT.

Also, when I worked at a grooming salon, one groomer would bring in her family’s dogs. Poms, the lot of them. They all got bows. Even the boy. He was a goddamn beautiful dog.

Customers got mad. About a boy dog wearing bows. A boy dog THAT WAS NOT THEIR DOG wearing bows. Let that sink in.

Actually just like a week ago someone got testy with me because I put my female chihuahua in a blue polo shirt and they were like “she’s a girl she looks like a boy in that” and I was just like… She’s a dog.

i used to put bows on my male dog’s ears just like that photo but literally every time i took him out like that somebody would ask me if i was trying to make him gay

@lmaodies

Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl